
Since they didn't, of course, I didn't vote. Because why should I? Actually, by not voting I am voting for a new system. Get it?
I've only lived in this city for over a year. How can I possibly be expected to fill out three lines of paper? I mean, GOD! I have things to do! It's not even my fault, right?Like. lots of other places give out cake and candy when you register to vote. If that had happened here, I would have registered like 10 times. It's all New York's fault, really. Have they never had people move here before? It seems like they haven't.
And how did all these dumbasses get elected, anyway? Why weren't you people out there voting for the right candidates? Like Bush and stuff. And even though I didn't vote, I am fond of making sarcastic comments on the internet about politicians I disagree with, which is like the same thing. It's probably good I didn't vote, because then I'd have to feel bad if I voted for someone that turned out to be different than I expected. And, like I said, it's all New York's fault.
Actually, worse than all that is this excuse.